Post by djxkorean on Jul 15, 2009 22:24:54 GMT -8
1. George Washington (1789-1797)
. . I was WASHING(Washington) my Tie(1) because a GloB(89) fell on it while reading a BooK(97)
2. John Adams (1797-1801)
. . ADAM(Adams) was given the rule: "No(2) burning BooKs (97), or else you will be covered in SooT (01)
3. Thomas Jefferson (1801 - 1809)
. . A Moo-ing (2) cow burned the Declaration of Independence(Jefferson). The cow was covered in SooT(01) so it had to be cleaned with SoaP(09).
4. James Madison (1809-1817)
. . A MAD(Madison) man Row(4) a boat of SoaP(09) shaped like a DuCK(17).
5. James Monroe (1817-1825)
. . A Fool(5) ROWEd(Monroe) a DuCK(17) into the NoVa(25).
6. John Quincy Adams (1825-1829)
. . ADAM(Adams) was SHy(6) because he was naked. He hid behind the light of the NoVa(25) and took a NaP(29).
7. Andrew Jackson (1829-1837)
. . I played JACKS(Jackson) while flying a Kite(7) and taking a NaP(29) with MiCKy(37).
8. Martin Van Buren
. . Mom drove a VAN(Van Buren) with a speaker on the roof to yell Go!(8) into the MiKe(37) while driving her RouTe(41).
9. William Henry Harrison (1841)
. . The Poo(9) was HAIRY(Harrison) because I ate a big RooT(41).
10. John Tyler (1841-1845)
. . I took a DoZe(10) while putting a TIE(Tyler) on my plant, so it began to RoT(41). Depressed, I went to a RaVe(45).
11. James Knox Polk (1845-1849)
. . A whole bunch of POLKA(Polk) DoTs(11) at the RaVe(45) when I was swinging on the RoPe(49).
12. Zachary Taylor (1849-1850)
. . The TAILOR(Taylor) went DowN(12) to my waist and measured it with a RoPe(49) while balancing a VaSe(50) on his toe.
13. Milliard Fillmore (1850-1853)
. . I was DooMed(13) for the test, because I had to FILL MORE circles than I had written on the VaSe(50). I got so mad I started to FuMe(53).
14. Franklin Pierce (1853-1857)
. . My punch PIERCEd(Pierce) the DooR(14). My strength gained FaMe(53), and ended up in a FolK(57) song.
15. James Buchanan (1857-1861)
. . James shot the DoVe with a BLUE CANNON(Buchanan) borrowed from a FolK(57) he had CHaT(61) with.
16. Abraham Lincoln(1861-1865)
. . The LINCOLN CAR(Lincoln) feels great for my TuSH(16). I bet the Lincoln in a SHooTing(61) game, won, and SHaVed(67) his head.
17. Andrew Johnson (1865-1869)
. . John's Son(Johnson) liked to TalK(17) to his CHauFFer(65) while driving to the SHoP(69).
18. Ulysses S. Grant (1869-1877)
. . The President GRANTed(Grant) me a DoG(18) to buy at the SHoP(69). The dog was a KooK(77).
19. Rutherford B. Hayes (1877-1881)
. . I found DoPe(19) in the HAYSTACK(Hayes). I started going KooKy as a GoaT began to dance.
20. James Abram Garfield (1881)
. . GARFIELD(Garfield) has a NoSe(20) and a huge GuT(81).
21. Chester Alan Arthur (1881-1885)
. . The NuDe(21) AUTHOR(Arthur) rode on a fat GoaT(81) like a GooF(85).
22. Grover Cleveland (1885-1889)
. . The LAND OF THE LEAVES(CLEVELAND) was filled with NuNs(22) who wore MJ GloVes(85), even though their was a GaP(89) in the similarities.
23. Benjamin Harrison (1889-1893)
. . The HAIRY SON(Harrison) made a NaMe(23) for himself because of his gift of GaB(89) when dressed like a BuM(93).
24. Grover Cleveland (1893-1897)
. . The LAND OF THE LEAVES(Cleveland) became overrun with smart BuMs(93) who read BooKs(97).
25. William McKinley (1897-1901)
. . My KIN(McKinley) all have identical NaVals(25), which we PoKe(97) whenever we take the SAT(01).
26. Theodore Roosevelt (1901-1909)
. . The Teddy(Theodore) bear cut a NotCH(26) in the tree, to SooThe it after he saw his mom SoB(09).
27. William Howard Taft (1909-1913)
. . Will searched for LAFFY TAFFY(Taft) in every NooK(27) and cranny, but SoBbed(09) when he it got too DiM to search.
28. Woodrow Wilson (1913-1921)
. . In my WILL(Wilson), I told my wife to not NaG(28), or else I will DooM(13) her to a death by being hit in the head with a NuT(21).
29. Warren G. Harding (1921-1923)
. . The NooB(29) couldn't beat the HARD(Harding) level. Therefore, the bouncer got the NoD(21) to add another NaMe(23) to the FAIL list.
30. Calvin Coolidge (1923-1929)
. . The COLD(Coolidge) MouSe(30) grew NuM(23) after taking a NaP(29) outside.
31. Herbert Hoover (1929-1933)
. . The HOVER(Hoover) car flew over the castle MoaT(31). Unfortunately, he woke up from his NaP(29) because his MoM(33) pulled his ear.
32. Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1933-1945)
. . The MOOSE(Roosevelt) jumped over the MooN(32), because his MoM(33) told him to, and landed on the RooF(45).
33. Harry S. Truman (1945-1953)
. . A TRUE MAN(Truman) will MaiM(33) himself by jumping off the RooF(45) to gain FaMe(53).
34. Dwight D. Eisenhower (1953-1961)
. . CYCLOPS(Eisenhower) had MoRe(34) FaMe(53) for his numerous eyes than his colossal SHiT(61)
35. John F. Kennedy (1961-1963)
. . While on the MoVe(35), JFK was SHoT(61). The official explanation was a SHaM(63).
36. Lyndon B. Johnson (1963-1969)
. . THE JOHNSON RIFLE(Johnson) protected me at the MaSH(36)(Vietnam). It was a SHaMe that it jammed, because I had to go to the SHoP(69) to buy a new one.
37. Richard M. Nixon (1969-1974)
. . The MiKe(37) did not turn ON(Nixon). The SHiP couldn't hear the directions and ended up in KoRea(74).
38. Gerald R. Ford (1974-1977)
. . While driving my FORD(Ford), I got MuGged(38) because I was made in KoRea(74). My mugger was a KooK(77).
39. Jimmy Carter (1977-1981)
. . Jimmy needed a MaP(39) to go around the grocery store with my CART(Carter). He was looking for stuff to CooK(77) to give his Goat(81).
40. Ronald W. Reagan (1981-1989)
. . Darth Vadar shot a RAYGUN(Reagan) that turned everything it hit into a RoSe(40). He first shot a GoaT(81) and his high school GPA(89).
I don't have a problem memorizing George H.W. Bush (1989-1993), Bill Clinton (1993-2001), George W. Bush (2001-2009), or Barack Obama.
Hence no mnemonic memorization device.
. . I was WASHING(Washington) my Tie(1) because a GloB(89) fell on it while reading a BooK(97)
2. John Adams (1797-1801)
. . ADAM(Adams) was given the rule: "No(2) burning BooKs (97), or else you will be covered in SooT (01)
3. Thomas Jefferson (1801 - 1809)
. . A Moo-ing (2) cow burned the Declaration of Independence(Jefferson). The cow was covered in SooT(01) so it had to be cleaned with SoaP(09).
4. James Madison (1809-1817)
. . A MAD(Madison) man Row(4) a boat of SoaP(09) shaped like a DuCK(17).
5. James Monroe (1817-1825)
. . A Fool(5) ROWEd(Monroe) a DuCK(17) into the NoVa(25).
6. John Quincy Adams (1825-1829)
. . ADAM(Adams) was SHy(6) because he was naked. He hid behind the light of the NoVa(25) and took a NaP(29).
7. Andrew Jackson (1829-1837)
. . I played JACKS(Jackson) while flying a Kite(7) and taking a NaP(29) with MiCKy(37).
8. Martin Van Buren
. . Mom drove a VAN(Van Buren) with a speaker on the roof to yell Go!(8) into the MiKe(37) while driving her RouTe(41).
9. William Henry Harrison (1841)
. . The Poo(9) was HAIRY(Harrison) because I ate a big RooT(41).
10. John Tyler (1841-1845)
. . I took a DoZe(10) while putting a TIE(Tyler) on my plant, so it began to RoT(41). Depressed, I went to a RaVe(45).
11. James Knox Polk (1845-1849)
. . A whole bunch of POLKA(Polk) DoTs(11) at the RaVe(45) when I was swinging on the RoPe(49).
12. Zachary Taylor (1849-1850)
. . The TAILOR(Taylor) went DowN(12) to my waist and measured it with a RoPe(49) while balancing a VaSe(50) on his toe.
13. Milliard Fillmore (1850-1853)
. . I was DooMed(13) for the test, because I had to FILL MORE circles than I had written on the VaSe(50). I got so mad I started to FuMe(53).
14. Franklin Pierce (1853-1857)
. . My punch PIERCEd(Pierce) the DooR(14). My strength gained FaMe(53), and ended up in a FolK(57) song.
15. James Buchanan (1857-1861)
. . James shot the DoVe with a BLUE CANNON(Buchanan) borrowed from a FolK(57) he had CHaT(61) with.
16. Abraham Lincoln(1861-1865)
. . The LINCOLN CAR(Lincoln) feels great for my TuSH(16). I bet the Lincoln in a SHooTing(61) game, won, and SHaVed(67) his head.
17. Andrew Johnson (1865-1869)
. . John's Son(Johnson) liked to TalK(17) to his CHauFFer(65) while driving to the SHoP(69).
18. Ulysses S. Grant (1869-1877)
. . The President GRANTed(Grant) me a DoG(18) to buy at the SHoP(69). The dog was a KooK(77).
19. Rutherford B. Hayes (1877-1881)
. . I found DoPe(19) in the HAYSTACK(Hayes). I started going KooKy as a GoaT began to dance.
20. James Abram Garfield (1881)
. . GARFIELD(Garfield) has a NoSe(20) and a huge GuT(81).
21. Chester Alan Arthur (1881-1885)
. . The NuDe(21) AUTHOR(Arthur) rode on a fat GoaT(81) like a GooF(85).
22. Grover Cleveland (1885-1889)
. . The LAND OF THE LEAVES(CLEVELAND) was filled with NuNs(22) who wore MJ GloVes(85), even though their was a GaP(89) in the similarities.
23. Benjamin Harrison (1889-1893)
. . The HAIRY SON(Harrison) made a NaMe(23) for himself because of his gift of GaB(89) when dressed like a BuM(93).
24. Grover Cleveland (1893-1897)
. . The LAND OF THE LEAVES(Cleveland) became overrun with smart BuMs(93) who read BooKs(97).
25. William McKinley (1897-1901)
. . My KIN(McKinley) all have identical NaVals(25), which we PoKe(97) whenever we take the SAT(01).
26. Theodore Roosevelt (1901-1909)
. . The Teddy(Theodore) bear cut a NotCH(26) in the tree, to SooThe it after he saw his mom SoB(09).
27. William Howard Taft (1909-1913)
. . Will searched for LAFFY TAFFY(Taft) in every NooK(27) and cranny, but SoBbed(09) when he it got too DiM to search.
28. Woodrow Wilson (1913-1921)
. . In my WILL(Wilson), I told my wife to not NaG(28), or else I will DooM(13) her to a death by being hit in the head with a NuT(21).
29. Warren G. Harding (1921-1923)
. . The NooB(29) couldn't beat the HARD(Harding) level. Therefore, the bouncer got the NoD(21) to add another NaMe(23) to the FAIL list.
30. Calvin Coolidge (1923-1929)
. . The COLD(Coolidge) MouSe(30) grew NuM(23) after taking a NaP(29) outside.
31. Herbert Hoover (1929-1933)
. . The HOVER(Hoover) car flew over the castle MoaT(31). Unfortunately, he woke up from his NaP(29) because his MoM(33) pulled his ear.
32. Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1933-1945)
. . The MOOSE(Roosevelt) jumped over the MooN(32), because his MoM(33) told him to, and landed on the RooF(45).
33. Harry S. Truman (1945-1953)
. . A TRUE MAN(Truman) will MaiM(33) himself by jumping off the RooF(45) to gain FaMe(53).
34. Dwight D. Eisenhower (1953-1961)
. . CYCLOPS(Eisenhower) had MoRe(34) FaMe(53) for his numerous eyes than his colossal SHiT(61)
35. John F. Kennedy (1961-1963)
. . While on the MoVe(35), JFK was SHoT(61). The official explanation was a SHaM(63).
36. Lyndon B. Johnson (1963-1969)
. . THE JOHNSON RIFLE(Johnson) protected me at the MaSH(36)(Vietnam). It was a SHaMe that it jammed, because I had to go to the SHoP(69) to buy a new one.
37. Richard M. Nixon (1969-1974)
. . The MiKe(37) did not turn ON(Nixon). The SHiP couldn't hear the directions and ended up in KoRea(74).
38. Gerald R. Ford (1974-1977)
. . While driving my FORD(Ford), I got MuGged(38) because I was made in KoRea(74). My mugger was a KooK(77).
39. Jimmy Carter (1977-1981)
. . Jimmy needed a MaP(39) to go around the grocery store with my CART(Carter). He was looking for stuff to CooK(77) to give his Goat(81).
40. Ronald W. Reagan (1981-1989)
. . Darth Vadar shot a RAYGUN(Reagan) that turned everything it hit into a RoSe(40). He first shot a GoaT(81) and his high school GPA(89).
I don't have a problem memorizing George H.W. Bush (1989-1993), Bill Clinton (1993-2001), George W. Bush (2001-2009), or Barack Obama.
Hence no mnemonic memorization device.